In Wonderland. BRB



  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
Via She Loved mysteries so much she became one

tumbloler:

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(Source: pl0t)



wild-hipsterz:

this is perfect.


dildoraa:

omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST

I

CAN’T

BREATHE

(Source: chrisevansbooty)

Via She Loved mysteries so much she became one

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

(Source: kanyewestvirginia)

Via Cats.








MEANWHILE IN MY ASK BOX…

theepichumor:

Via tumbloler.


  • PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
  • ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
  • PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
  • ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
  • random blogger reading this: what
  • me: OTP
Via the awkward platypus

bohemian-children:

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

(Source: andthestarsshinedown)


  • someone: do you still like harry potter?
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.
Via She Loved mysteries so much she became one
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